Attention all spammers: you're wasting your time.

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Dear spammers, be you from Russia, the US, or anywhere else for that matter. Just to let you know that we are not interested in anything you have to 'sell'.

Furthermore, if you manage to get as far as activating your account and actually making a post, you're wasting your time, as no one on here will be able to see it! You're reaching an audience of zero!

So I repeat, stop wasting your time. Now, kindly fuck off and go and bother some other forum
that's actually gullible enough to listen to you.